(headline in Mumbai Mirror)
Dear Rukhsar Behn,
Tis a waste of time and money. This dragging the poor chap to court. Nida Bhai says he is a writer. What does he know about litigation?
And besides. He has not gone far enough. Rumor has it that Kamaal Sahib used to beat a beautiful actress black and blue. Until she found
out what magic was contained in a bottle. And she went on drinking till she was in a rosy haze. And she liked the feeling so much and she
drank so much her kidneys rebelled. And they led her to the garden of roses. Where she now plays with the houris. There is no one to beat
her. And no need of scotch.
The sensible thing to do now is to write to Nida Sahib thus: "I am sorry. I was hasty. I was ill-advised. Please forgive me."
M A SHAHANI
10 May '08
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