"READER, WE HAVE BEEN HAD"

To the Editor of Mumbai Mirror

Sir:

This refers to your story in your excellent paper entitled:

"READER, WE HAVE BEEN HAD." [In reference to a false filmy story timely planted by publicity seeking actors]

Reading between the lines, one is driven to one of the following conclusions:

1. That you were born yesterday and are more innocent than the most innocent babe on earth.
2. That you were born on 14 December 1916 and now it is time for you to seek a golden handshake.

In case I offend thee I hasten to touch thy feed and to mumble: "Please forgive me." One condition tho.
Daily you must write 21 lines, thus: "Lord God, please grant me a tiny bit of Thy wisdom."

MA Shahani
18 April '08