Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Warren Anderson = Union Carbide boss

It doesn't matter how many of the brownies we kill in Bhopal. Don't you dare touch our darling Warren Anderson.

M.A. Shahani
9 June '10

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Air India should try the Lalu method

Dear Praful Bhai:

They say that AIR INDIA is losing money hand over fist. I find that difficult to understand. Because:
1. You are a Gujrati.
2. Gujratis are said to be among the best businessmen in India.
The other being the Marwaris.
There is a simple solution to your problem.
Talk to Lalu Bhai.
He may show you how to turn AIR INDIA around and make it pay.

Gook Luck Praful Bhai.

M.A. Shahani
6 June '10

PS: There are other solutions, too.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Visiting Goa and Jammu & Kashmir

This BLOG is intended for my Hebrew brothers & sisters. Also for my American brothers & sisters.

Please DON'T come to Goa & to the JK. No matter what the others may say. The others have their eyes fixed on your Dollars hoping that some of them may fall into their pockets. I have no such designs for I am 92. And retired. And I have enough for my final days.

Instead, go to any of the other states. But, if for some urgent reason, you MUST come here, & venture out of your home, count the number of people near you. If you find more than two, get up quickly & run to the nearest open space. As if the devil were pursuing you. The jihadis like crowds.

M. A. Shahani
19 October

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Navhind Times says on 10 October '09 Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize.

I say: O sweet Obama, how many of the blue-eyed, fair-haired boys did you kill TODAY?

M.A. Shahani
10 October '09

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Obama's Future

11 nov 08

my son says that within six months OBAMA sahib will be shot.

and then we shall have a brand new prez: The Honorable Joe Biden.

good luck to you Barack Bhai.

MA Shahani.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

NANO RIDES ON THE GOOD KARMA OF THE TATAS Headline in the Mumbai Mirror

Can Mr. Ratan Tata give us the name of the gentleman who hired the ships that helped the Brits carry Indian Opium to China? Which is said to be one of the causes of the Boxer Wars?

M A Shahani
9th October, 2008

Sunday, June 22, 2008

IT TOOK HIM 32 LONG YEARS TO PROVE HE'S A FREEDOM FIGHTER - Mumbai Mirror

"The fight with our own people was tougher. We were better off in the RAJ era."

If the gentleman really believes that, what stops him from going to London, where the Brits will lionize him, where the Queen may even put him on her Honours List.

Obviously the gentleman has never heard of Jallianwala Baug. Perhaps he has not heard of Lala Lajpat Rai, who was beaten up while leading a procession. And as a result, contracted TB and died.

M.A. Shahani
22 June '08